January 14, 2016 Leave a Comment
I’ve got a million of ’em.
Jedi Mind Trix â€“ â€œYou want to buy this cereal. It has bright colors and a rabbit on the box. Thereâ€™s a toy prize inside. You want the toy prize.â€
Han Sol-Os â€“ â€œHokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good breakfast, kid.â€
Han Sol-Os, Special Edition â€“ Same thing, but the cereal bites first, forcing Han to eat it.
Obi-Wan Ken Oat Bran â€“ â€œObi-Wan Ken Oat Bran. Obi-Wan. Now thatâ€™s a cereal I â€˜ve not had in a long time. A long time.â€