Spoiler Alert Fails

Google for “sons or anarchy recap.” I wonder if anyone died in this week’s episode?


OK, sure. Now I know who died. But who killed him is still a mystery, right?


That’s some mighty fine spoiler alertin’ there, Cletus.

Scott H. Biram

Normally I only listen to bands with one-armed drummers, but this is pretty good.

Still Drunk, Still Crazy, Still Blue

P.S. to Sons of Anarchy fans. The fourth season is up on Netflix. I’m re-watching it this weekend. That song is the one that plays after Clay shoots Piney. I thought it was some old timey C&W tune, but Briam didn’t release his first record until 2000. Wikipedia mentions he’s had some other songs in season 4. You can find just about any song from the show at Sonsofanarchymusic.com.

Ridiculous Things About Sons of Anarchy #2

Blogging is light right now, so here’s a post from the archives.

Ridiculous Things About Sons of Anarchy #2 – They commit crimes like they want people to Facebook the pictures

f#&!ing ski masks. How do they work?

f#&!ing ski masks. How do they work?

The bad boys on Sons of Anarchy are just too pretty to cover up their mugshots. Mostly they rob and murder in broad daylight wearing SAMCRO-branded lifestyle apparel and looking like they just stepped out of a lineup.

  • In Season 1 Opie, Bobby and Jax go to murder the port commissioner in broad daylight without masks. His mistress sees them through the window and gives the police a description for a composite sketch of Opie and Bobby. Bobby goes to jail and faces the death penalty.
  • In Season 2 Opie blows up a Nords meth lab without wearing a mask. He gets videotaped and Ethan Zobelle gives Deputy Hale a disk with the video.
  • The same season the gang busts in on Zobelle’s gang to murder them all, again with no masks, only to find an audience full of families and a bank of video cameras. And then they all to go to prison.
We should have worn ski masks

We should have worn ski masks

The only thing the gang has in their favor is that the police chief is totally in bed with them.

CHIEF UNSER: Did anyone see who killed alla these people?
WITNESS #1: Oh hell yes I did! They were riding Harley-Davidson motorcycles and wearing black leather Sons of Anarchy cuts.
WITNESS #2: There was a tall beefy one with a red beard and his hair tucked into a black knit cap.
WITNESS #3: Right, and one guy was fat with a huge salt and pepper beard. And he had white stitching on the armholes of his cut.
WITNESS #4: Yeah, and one of ‘em was a skinny Puerto Rican kid with a short mohawk and tattoos on both sides of his head.
CHIEF UNSER: Shucks, boys. Looks like I caught myself a stone cold whodunit.

Previously – Ridiculous Things About Sons of Anarchy #1

Ridiculous Things About “Sons of Anarchy” #1

I like Sons of Anarchy, but there are some things that have always bugged me about, so I’m going to blog about them now and then.

Ridiculous Things About “Sons of Anarchy” #1 – People kill each other’s friends and family and then make up and forget about it

On Sons of Anarchy people get killed, then everyone gets amnesia about the murders like it’s Gilligan’s Island.

SAMCRO is always at war with the white supremacist Nords, or the black Niners, or the Mexican Mayans, or some IRA faction. And sure, some red shirts on both sides get killed, but before you know it, they’re all back together to trade guns or drugs or whatever like they’re playing model U.N. and none of that murderin’ ever happened.

What’s even weirder is when they have ammurdernesia inside the club.

TIG: Opie, Clay and I murdered your wife.
OPIE: Tig, I’m going to avenge my wife’s death by punching you in the face and acting moody for a few episodes.
two seasons later
CHIEF UNSER: Opie, Clay murdered your father.
OPIE: I’m startin’ to get a little pissed here.