Voice-activated Table

Have I shown you my voice-activate table? What's a voice-activated table? Hold these books and I'll show you.

Made with Meat Builder.

Star Wars for Breakfast

Yoda and Lucky Charms

I’ve got a million of ’em.

Jedi Mind Trix – “You want to buy this cereal. It has bright colors and a rabbit on the box. There’s a toy prize inside. You want the toy prize.”

Han Sol-Os – “Hokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good breakfast, kid.”

Han Sol-Os, Special Edition – Same thing, but the cereal bites first, forcing Han to eat it.

Obi-Wan Ken Oat Bran – “Obi-Wan Ken Oat Bran. Obi-Wan. Now that’s a cereal I ‘ve not had in a long time. A long time.”

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Have an Enemies List meme


And Now, Deep Thoughts



I realized that words are funnier when you put them in a meme, so I started making memes.

Future Nostalgia for Today’s Middle School Kids

Ice Storm Here in Knoxville. What Would Bear Grylls Do?

What Would Bear Grylls Do?

But hey, at least we got a cool name for our ice storm: KHHAAAAANN!