Math Joke

Anna

Math joke from Anna, the civil engineering student and bartender at Brackins Blues Club: an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”

The science is settled: Tennessee happiest state as measured by Tweet content

Tennessee happiest state, Germany happiest country.

Via Maetenloch at Ace of Spades, who notes “Now this may not mean that the people there are that much happier than the average, but rather that public negativity is frowned upon by their respective cultures.”

LATER: This could also be an example of a Southern trait told in this joke (after the jump because of a dirty word):

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