Hillary’s First Act as President would be to Raise White House Thermostat to 75 Degrees

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“Bill used to keep the thermostat at 68. I was meeting foreign dignitaries wearing socks on my hands,” says the Democratic candidate for president. “If I win the election, God willing, I will set that thermostat at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue so damned high Bill will sweat his cheating oysters off.”

She elaborated, “It will be like an oven in a blast furnace in an inferno in hell.”

The former Secretary of State says that raising the first home’s thermostat would be a victory not just for her, but for all women who have fought their husbands over the temperature. “Men need to understand that you’re just naturally colder when you’re woman a like me. And also if you’re very, very old like me.”

One Response to Hillary’s First Act as President would be to Raise White House Thermostat to 75 Degrees

  1. Overload in CO says:

    There’s a story about Obama liking it Hawaii hot in the White House.
    Found it:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/29/obama-cranks-up-white-hou_n_162127.html