Reje-X-men Profile #1 – Captain Above Average American

Reje-X-men profiles applicants who weren’t accepted to Charles Xavier’s elite team of mutant superheroes.

Reje-X-men Profile #1 – Captain Above Average American

CHARLES XAVIER
What powers do you possess that your average countryman does not?

CAPTAIN ABOVE AVERAGE AMERICAN
My mutant DNA gives me two powers the statistically average American does not have. The first power is tallness. I am 6 feet 8 inches tall. That makes me three standard deviations taller than the average American male.

CHARLES XAVIER
Intriguing. And what other power do you have that most Americans do not?

CAPTAIN ABOVE AVERAGE AMERICAN
I know what a standard deviation is.

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