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January 30, 2013 Leave a Comment
Hereâ€™s a useful homesteading hint; once a galvanized waterer freezes youâ€™ll tear your spine out trying to bust it open it to chip away the ice and add more water.Â I have nicknamed galvanized waterers â€œthe spittoons of Satanâ€ and am forwarding my chiropractic bills to the chickens.
Finally I â€œupped my gameâ€.Â My method of keeping water thawed isnâ€™t the only choice.Â There are others.Â (For example; moving to Virginia, butchering the damn chickens, or switching careers to something that is easier, like hired assassin.)Â However, I can say that my method has worked so far.
Iâ€™ve resorted to electric heated buckets.Â The newest one has a built in element.Â I recently bought it from Amazon.Â Â Hereâ€™s a totally true homesteading fact:
â€œThe advent of the Internet means that I have, at my fingertips, the sum total of all human knowledge.Â It also means that I can browse from, and purchase, almost anything imaginable.Â I used this limitless power to buyâ€¦Â a bucket.â€