Cocaine is a Helluva Space Drug


A long line ago, in a galaxy far, far away

People have found Star Wars scenes in which Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) has a coke nail. (A coke nail is a single fingernail that’s been grown long, the better to scoop up cocaine.) No surprise that she was doing drugs back then, seeing as she’s written books about it, but it’s obvious now to us squares who don’t do cocaine but who do Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary.

Best quotes from the Reddit article:

Lucas plans to fix that in the Quintessential Archival Commemorative Director’s Vision Edition.

She had one parent die shortly after childbirth and the other one turned out to be a war criminal. In spite of this, she succeeded in politics starting at about 15 years old; she has since been deposed and almost everyone she has ever loved has been killed. At the time this was taken, she was two years into a brutal guerilla war, had only just left her giant block of frozen hiding place, and may not have been laid in years… except for those few weeks working as a sex slave. Let’s cut the poor princess some slack, shall we?

Help me Obi-Wan, you’re my only dealer

Flyin that plane
High on cocaine
Han Solo you better watch your speed
Vader ahead, Jabba behind
And you know the Death Star, just crossed my mind…

Han snorts first.

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