I barely managed 3 kids with 1 woman in 8 years. What a slacker I am.

Knoxville man has 30 kids with 11 women in 14 years:

A man who has fathered 30 children by 11 different women is asking the courts to give him a break from paying child-support. Desmond Hatchett, 33, of Knoxville, Tennessee, has reportedly set a Knox County record for the number of children he has managed to reproduce with individual women, including one who worked for Victoria’s Secret.

However, Hatchett is claiming to be a victim of his own success with the ladies, as he has become unable to make child-support payments and was back in court again this month asking for help. Only bringing in a minimum wage salary, Hatchett legally has half of his pay check taken from him by the state every month which is divided among his 30 children.

F—–g prophylactics, how do they work?

3 Responses to I barely managed 3 kids with 1 woman in 8 years. What a slacker I am.

  1. Mike S says:

    If Obama had a son, he would look like Desmond Hatchett. And this is exactly why a man has a right to birth control. If he can’t afford to support his 30 children, how can he afford birth control in order to stop having more children?

    On the bright side, at least he didn’t try to *marry* them, because polygamy is illegal!

    The article left me wondering though — is it newsworthy that Zenobia Alexander used to work at Victoria’s Secret because working there somehow makes her the equivalent of the models who also work there? Or is it newsworthy because she’s the only one of the 11 women described as having had a job?

  2. melissa says:

    The only help this idiot deserves is if we all chip in and get him a damn vasectomy. As far as these women are concerned, I have no pity for them either, except perhaps the mother of his FIRST child. The rest of them are stupid. You don’t bed down with some man who has 26 other children and then show up asking for child support. The ONLY reason these women are asking for child suport is because they are on welfare and it is required by law tht they name the father. This is ridiculous.

  3. Placebo says:

    I feel sorry for those kids. What a mess.