I now understand the genius that is Tad Kochschwinger

After posting this I actually read Tad Kochschwinger’s Twitter feed. Now I think he’s a genius of Twittery obnoxiousness:

  • Bad start to the day. The Segway caught a flat on the way to Starbucks.
  • People don’t just love me because I’m a social media rock star. They love me because I inspire them to be more like me.
  • Does anyone know how to get Maximuscle protein shake out of the upholstery of a Tesla Roadster?
  • I bought myself a World’s Best Dad T-shirt. The twins are too young to understand what it means but I’m sure they’d want me to have it.
  • The people who say I’m arrogant and shallow don’t see me when I’m at home with my wife. Did I mention that she’s a former swimsuit model?

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