When Star Wars Meets Country Music
October 2, 2007 4 Comments
If I was a country singer in search of a gimmick I’d wear a Darth Vader helmet and call myself Darth Brooks. Or maybe Garth Vader.
“You don’t know the power of the B side. I must obey my manager.”
“My new album is complete.”
“I find your lack of Faith Hill disturbing.”
“And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your rebel moonshine still.”
“I see you’ve constructed a new doghouse. Your carpentry skills are complete.”
Don’t miss his hit single “I’ve Got Friends in Low Orbit” from his album, “Ropin’ Mace Windu.”
Bonus! – If you play a Darth Brooks song backwards your hand regrows and you get your space station back.
Darth Brooks or Garth Vader?